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Rubbers & Cream

from Totem Pole (1995) by p6

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lyrics

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to consummate their marriage

Jack fooled around
and lost his crown
Now pays for golden carriage

But Jack don't care
"What's fair is fair"
His partners say he's batty

Jill cruises town
drinking Royal Crown
provided by Big Daddy

I got the rubbers
And I got the cream

Now years have passed
It's clear at last
to Jack he's lost his Jill

And, void of hope,
with a big, fat rope
Jack climbs again the hill

Once at the tree,
Old Jackson, he
ties on his new neckband

But 'cross the hill
sits drunken Jill
At the wheel of her sedan

I got the rubbers
and I got the cream

With quite a start
and thumping heart
Jack runs to see his Jill

And, although blitzed
Jill too admits
she too does miss this hill

Now Jack is stanced
to take a chance
and blows a kiss her way

And Jill don't mind
familiar grind
and beckons Jack to stay

A moment's heat
A sticky seat
Jack knocks it into Drive

Without a clue
head-first into
Eternal Bliss they dive

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from Totem Pole (1995), track released September 21, 1995
Phil Thompson

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